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Lesson
Lesson 2. Safari: elephants, hippos, and monkeys
Read the signals of large savanna animals, know the hippo's “water rule,” and avoid provoking primates.
Africa's deadliest large mammal is an herbivore
Elephants, hippos, and monkeys
An elephant warns honestly; you just have to read the signs. A bluff charge: ears spread wide, the elephant trumpets, kicks up dust, and stops — that's a “go away” show. Stand calmly or back away slowly; don't run and don't turn your back. A real attack looks different: ears pinned back, trunk curled under the chest, head down, the elephant silent. Then run: weave between trees and gullies, where an elephant can't move easily, and drop something bright as a distraction.
In Africa, the hippo kills more people than lions do. It's an herbivore but fiercely territorial, and it runs faster than a human. The iron rule: NEVER get between a hippo and the water — on land it feels trapped, and it “plows” its way to the river through anything. A hippo grazing on the bank is your cue to move inland at once and leave it a clear path to the water. A hippo's yawn isn't boredom but a display of its tusks: you're too close.
Monkeys at temples and hotels: don't show food or rustling bags, don't grin widely — to primates, bared teeth mean aggression — and don't stare. If one grabs your bag, give it up without a fight: things are cheaper than a bite, and a primate bite also means a trip to the ER under the “rabies protocol” from Unit 4.
Lesson notes
Elephants, hippos, and monkeys
An elephant warns honestly; you just have to read the signs. A bluff charge: ears spread wide, the elephant trumpets, kicks up dust, and stops — that's a “go away” show. Stand calmly or back away slowly; don't run and don't turn your back. A real attack looks different: ears pinned back, trunk curled under the chest, head down, the elephant silent. Then run: weave between trees and gullies, where an elephant can't move easily, and drop something bright as a distraction.
In Africa, the hippo kills more people than lions do. It's an herbivore but fiercely territorial, and it runs faster than a human. The iron rule: NEVER get between a hippo and the water — on land it feels trapped, and it “plows” its way to the river through anything. A hippo grazing on the bank is your cue to move inland at once and leave it a clear path to the water. A hippo's yawn isn't boredom but a display of its tusks: you're too close.
Monkeys at temples and hotels: don't show food or rustling bags, don't grin widely — to primates, bared teeth mean aggression — and don't stare. If one grabs your bag, give it up without a fight: things are cheaper than a bite, and a primate bite also means a trip to the ER under the “rabies protocol” from Unit 4.